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Shouda Wore Me Jumper EP

by Roy Arbuckle

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I went to Spain was outa season   The rain in Spain  was f f freezin I heard me mammy's voice a callin  Beyond the grave And she was bawlin You shouda wore your jumper You shouda wore your jumper Your lovely woollen jumper The one you got in Dunnes Stores    I shouda wore me jumper   I went to watch Derry City  They were gettin hammered it wasn't pretty And near half time the wind was howlin I heard my mammy she was scowlin  You shouda wore your jumper       You shouda wore your jumper The one yer Granny knit ye             Even thou it didn't fit ye  I shouda wore me jumper   I went to Tescos to get some food in, Doherty's mince black and white puddin The atmosphere around the fridges  Was more than cold it was feckin frigid I shouda wore me jumper      Me lovely Aran jumper That I bought in Buncrana     From Me Mammy's Auntie Anna  I shouda wore me jumper     GTR SOLO & Chorus I shouda wore me jumper     I shouda wore me jumper I shouda wore me jumper     I shouda wore me jumper I shouda wore me jumper         Went the doctor about my prostate I was so shy   just like a first date He said bend over  no nicey nicey Them rubber gloves his hands were icy  I shouda wore me jumper I shouda wore me jumper  Me silly Christmas jumper. She made me wear it so I dumped her I shouda wore me jumper I shouda wore me jumper     I shouda wore me jumper I shouda wore me jumper     I shouda wore me jumper  Shouda wore me jumper   Shouda wore me jumper  Shouda wore me jumper   Shouda wore me jumper And so should you
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Dead Man's Raybans It was summertime I was in Greystones County Wicklow Greystones ... OLD money I was wandering aimlessly through the St Vincent De Paul store ….. Vinnie's they call it , lookin through all the stuff that the rich folk didn't need any more, didn't want any more blah blah blah And then …. I found myself looking at a glass case where the really good stuff was …. and looking back at me was a pair of Rayban sunglasses … 15 Euros Like me, you might find yourself wondering why a pair of Rayban sunglasses is on sale for 15 Euros in the Vinnie De Paul shop in Greystones County Wicklow I guessed … they belonged to a dead man… pried from his cold dead face... so I bought them … 15 Euros I walked outside in the sunshine of Greystones County wicklow and immediately everything looked better oh yeah I got my dead man's Raybans on and the world looks good to me I got my dead man's Raybans on and I'm happy as a man can be I don't buy no papers no more I don't watch no TV news I'm a double negative meta-phor and I ain't got no blues CHORUS People ask me how I'm doin these days It's all good I say It's all OK I'm freewheeling til run out of road freewheeling til I lay down this load CHORUS I don't take no exercise I don't drink no more no less I don’t read no Fifty Shades of Grey My love life ain't no mess
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She was snackin on chicken nuggets and curry sauce She looked at me with eyes that spoke of Captain Morgan and Coke She smiled a little smile then she said She said I don't know he way to Amarillo And I have never seen Tennessee But I know a cowboy when i see one And you could be the cowboy for me So we walked up to her cousins house together And I almost felt like singing in the rain She said she had a man once but he left her all alone Now he never comes around to see the wain So we drank my six pack and her cousin’s vodka We talked until the cold light of day And as the sun broke through the mist down on the Faughan She held my hand and then I hear her say She said I don't know he way to Amarillo And I have never seen Tennessee But I know a cowboy when i see one And you could be the cowboy for me And I moved into her place late that summer We didn't tell her mother for the first few days And every night we dance to country music on the radio She puts the wain to bed and then she says She said I don't know he way to Amarillo And I have never seen Tennessee But I know a cowboy when i see one And you are just the cowboy for me Yes you're the only cowboy for me
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released November 13, 2014

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